I've thought of baking my own Fig Newtons over the years, but somehow I never seemed to get around to it, then last year Alan had the idea that instead of Fig Newtons, why not bake "Pig Newtons"? Pig Newtons? Really? All I could think of was this.
So yeah, I was gonna bake a "cookie" made of figs and bacon. Right. I've been eating vegan for the last several months since my tangle with campylobacter, so yeah I'm gonna bake a bacon cookie.
I baked a bacon cookie, so shoot me.
Another thing we have here in Sonoma is excellent local bacon. Usually I have some home made in our freezer, but with the move and renovation I just haven't gotten my bacon on lately so I got some of our locally made Applewood smoked bacon and once again, pilfered Needlemans' fig tree. Pig Newtons were on their way to moving from just a bacon fever dream to reality. After all, I see all this bacon fig jam out there, it had to be just one simple step to make some of that and wrap it in a savory shortbread crust. It was.
There are a couple of ways to go about this. You can make your own bacon fig jam, or buy some. I'll tell you here how to make the jam and the cookie dough, then you can figure out what you have to time for. Let's Newton!
Here's What You Need:
For the Jam:
1 lb Applewood smoked bacon
1 onion chopped
1 lb of fresh figs
1/3 cup apple cider vinegar
1/4 cup maple syrup
1/2 tsp ground ginger
1/2 tsp cinnamon
1/4 tsp salt
1/4 tsp Kashmiri chili
1/2 cup brown sugar
pinch of ground cloves
1/2 cup water
a few grinds of fresh black pepper
2 Tbs bacon grease.
For the Cookie:
1 stick of unsalted butter (4 oz)
3 oz grated Parmesan cheese
1/4 tsp kosher salt
1/2 tsp chopped fresh thyme
1/2 tsp chopped fresh sage
1 1/4 flour
1 to 3 Tbs water (I usually wind up using 3)
Here's What To Do:
Wash, dry, and quarter the figs.
Chop the onion and set it aside.
Chop your bacon into small pieces.
Render the bacon down. You're going to cook it so that it goes from this....
Scoop the rendered crispy bacon onto a plate covered with a paper towel to blot up the grease.
Take the hot bacon fat in the skillet and save 2 Tbs of it. Pour the rest of it off for use another time.
Pour the 2 Tbs of bacon grease back into the pan.
Add in your chopped onion.
Saute the onions until they turn soft.
Now add the quartered figs into the pan.
Stir them around and add in the brown sugar...
...the apple cider vinegar, maple syrup, and water.
Add in the ginger, chili, and the rest of the spices.
Finally, add in the crispy bacon pieces.
Stir everything around. Bring the mixture to a boil then turn the heat down and simmer the bacon fig jam for about 1 hour.
The jam is done when it thickens and turns dark.
Take the jam off the flame and let it cool a bit.
Move it to a food processor and grind it to a thick jammy texture.
Now, set it aside (it'll keep in the fridge in an air tight container for about 2 weeks) and make your cookies whenever you want.
This cookie dough can also be made a few days ahead.
Bring 1 stick of unsalted butter to room temperature
Cut it into pieces, set it aside.
Measure out 3 oz of grated Parmesan, set it aside.
Chop the sage and thyme and set them aside.
When it's creamy add in the Parmesan cheese, salt...
...sage and thyme.
Add in the flour.
Add each of these one at a time until each one is thoroughly blended in.
Finally add in the water to help the dough stick together.
I usually wind up adding in 3 Tbs, but go one at a time until it's the texture you need.
Take the dough out of the bowl and shape it into a round.
Flatten it into a round.
Wrap in in plastic wrap and pop it into the fridge to firm up for at least 30 minutes.
You can make the dough ahead of time also. It'll harden up in the fridge so let it soften a bit before you work with it if you leave it there for very long.
Making The Cookie:
Preheat the oven to 350 degrees.
Roll the dough about 1/4 inch thick.
Spread some bacon jam down the center of each strip.
Then fold the other side over.
Flip the roll to the unfolded side, and cut them into bite sized Pig Newtons.
Place the pig newtons on a silicone mat on a baking sheet, or just parchment paper on a cookie sheet.
Of course you can also bake and eat them right away!
Put them into your 350 degree oven.
Ah, the siren smell of bacon....
It seems that this is what oven windows were made for.
When the Pg Newtons have turned golden they're done.
Last night our friend Marie, who works for Patz and Hall Winery here in Sonoma brought over some of their Jenkins Ranch Pinot Noir. Our guests absolutely loved it. The perfect match I was told.
Pigs and Figs, made for each other.
Coming up next, a return to Indian food, with the classic Gujarati dessert Basundi. Follow along on Twitter @kathygori